being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
Milosav Druckmüller is, hands down, the greatest eclipse photographer in the world. Fact.
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras…
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.